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May 28: International Celebration of Belly Button Lint
- A Long Time Ago - Satan was born without a belly button but with lint.
- 1515 - Marco Polo discovers belly button lint during his travel to China.
- 1516 - Marco Polo returns to Italy with several tons of belly button lint.
- 1590 - Doubts arise about the true origins of Marco Polo's belly button lint.
- 1781 - Hip Hop is forbidden by Pope B.J. IV. The prohibition lasts until 1998; its ending triggers the renaissance of hip hop.
- 1854 - Pasteur discovers a method to identify belly button lint, but he is murdered by Marco Polo heirs who want to keep their monopoly.
- 1855 - Angry Pasteur followers march to Italy seeking for revenge, ravaging the city, raving mad.
- 1953 - Dupont synthesizes belly button lint for the first time; product sales go sky high.
- 1979 - The first sighting of an extremely rare belly button lint & tumbleweed crossbreed is sighted by an old man in a ghost town. He falls asleep shortly after.
- 1984 - Belly button lint damages Space Shuttle controls, leaving the ship marooned in space.
- 2004 - Iraq acknowledges having huge amounts of belly button lint hidden in secret silos.
- 2005 - China sues Italy for reparations for belly button lint allegedly plundered by "imperialist capitalist pig dogs" in the Middle Ages. Italian courts deny all knowledge of these so-called "Middle Ages."
- 2005 - Transformers land on Earth, dance to Weird Al Yankovic and introduce the phrase "Bah Weep Graaagnah Wheep Ni Ni Bong" to Americans, and leave later that day to make way for Akira.
- 2026 - IB Maths students rebel, take over the world and ban the use of numbers in digit form in order to save the lives of future students.
- 2027 - IB Maths rebels are awarded Nobel Peace Prize for saving the lives of countless IB students.
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