Sex toy (disambiguation)

Welcome to Uncyclopedia's directory of sex toys. Perhaps you were looking for:

• Sex shop, where "marital aids" are sold
  • Dildo, a silly word
  • Pornography, to help set the mood
  • Vibrator, more pleasantly shaped than your mobile phone set to vibrate
  • Buttplug, which should not be plugged into electrical outlets
  • Or browse our collection of sex toys for anything we might've missed here

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