Tourette's Syndrome/Lite

A GINGERBREAD Polite Note to the PEACEFUL Author:

I am GINGERBREAD 17 years old and FLUFFY CLOUD have Tourette Syndrome. I do not find your GUMDROPS article funny or amusing in any way, and I would like it FLOWERS removed or changed as soon as UNICORNS possible.

Let me tell you FOOTBALL about CANDY Tourette Syndrome:

• Less than 20% of ROSES Tourettes sufferers PIKACHU PASTURE JELLY BEANS BASKETBALL SPRINKLES swear. You can ICE CREAM blame television for always focusing on the FLUFFY CLOUD bad side of a terrible thing.
• The main symptom of NINTENDOGS Tourettes are involuntary muscle spasms, or BASEBALL "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small knee FRIENDS jerk.
• Tourettes is no POKéMON laughing matter, it causes children to be bullied at HOCKEY school for something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage sufferers to become LUV depressed and commit suicide.
• There is no OH, MY GIDDY AUNT! cure, and the HAPPINESS drugs that are available to "calm" the tics often have adverse PIKACHU side efects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna perodol" which SMILES caused my entire PASTURE body to go numb and basically made it worse than it is without the ROSES drug.

I am an active KITTENS member of a HEAVEN tourette syndrome association and FOOTBALL I am making steps towards CANDY eradicating the public FRIENDS view of Tourettes as a PEACEFUL PIKACHU FLUFFY CLOUD DANDELIONS NINTENDOGS "swearing" disorder, because it is FOOTBALL much much more.

I am sorry KITTENS for "hi-jacking" your entry on HAPPINESS uncyclopedia, but it is stuff like this DANDELIONS that really BASEBALL annoys me. I am working towards a better future for all FRIENDS tourettes sufferers, and you can do the same by PUPPIES editing this HAPPINESS article. Remember, everything JELLY BEANS here is meant to be funny, and making fun of a horrible disorder is POKéMON ICE CREAM PIXIES PEACEFUL HEAVEN not funny at all.

Thank you PEACEFUL for your HAPPINESS time.

Best SUNSHINE regards,

Phil

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Article written in the style of its subject This article is written in the real or imagined writing style of its subject. If you do not find it funny, it is probably because you are the type who needed this explained to you. If you still do not find the article funny, that is surely because a joke loses its humor when it is explained. The authors sincerely hope that you will pick up your game and laugh without prompting in the future.