Game:HyperSquare

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The color of the walls are a bamboozling yellow. Once in this room you notice mercury stains on the walls, and the same four doors; one behind you, to left, right and one in front of you. You may chose one door and leave through it.


Also, you notice the explosive stench of a pack of wild Pikachus. This room is explosively lit. This contrived room is cluttered with all kinds of junk. You see a picture of Ringo Starr, a painting of what looks like Hopi Socialist Republic, and cream pie that was half eaten by a killer refrigerator.

You see one emu perched in the lolling boring chandelier, and you wonder how the Back biter it got up there.


On top of the explosive stench there is an odor of eggplant coming from one of the doors. Which door is it coming from? Likewise, you wonder if Britney Spears is cooking it, or is it a Saproling using food to lure you?

Yikes, that Boggart would have eaten you, had it not been already chasing that snail. You watch grotesquely as both depart grotesquely through a small crack in the floor.


On one of the walls, you see spray painted, "When is a door not a door?"...and you think to yourself what Clara Bow fan wrote that?


There is a meditating hole in the center of the room. You peer down, but you see nothing but cosmic darkness and the faint sound of meditating wind.

Anyway, an animatronic pencil sharpener could appear out of nowhere, or could be behind one of those doors.