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SEE ALSO: Five Nights at Freddy's: The Movie: The Game

PART 1[edit]

It is the year 1983. We find ourselves at a small diner. Two bright yellow animatronics are playing music. The camera pans over to a small child, crying under a table.

Crying Child: Sobbing

Four teenagers crowd around the crying child. One is wearing a red fox mask, another wears a lavender bunny mask, a third wears a yellow chicken mask, and a fourth wears a brown bear mask.

RFM: Hey, stupid! What are you, scared?

BBM: Heh, little piss boy.

YCM: You're so small! What are you, a dwarf?

BBM: I think he wants to get closer to the animatronics!

The group picks the child up and approaches the singing animatronics.

RFM: I think he wants to give Fredbear a biiig kiss! RFM grabs the young child and stuffs him into the yellow robot's mouth. The mouth shuts, splattering blood all over the place.

An adult wakes up in a cold sweat. He's on a bare mattress, nothing else. We get a glimpse of his morning routine, including brushing his teeth, Washing his face, and putting on a uniform. The uniform reads: FREDDY FAZBEAR'S PIZZA. He begins driving to work in a bright purple chevy impala. the license plate reads: THE FIVE NIGHTS AT FREDDY'S MOVIE

PART 2[edit]

We enter a security office. The teen has a new nametag on, reading MICHAEL SCHMIDT. A frog-themed clock on the wall says that it is 12:02 in the morning. There are two doorways, each having a handlebar lever and light button. A boxy TV is displaying camera feed of a pizzeria. We can see 3 animatronics on a stage, a curtained area, a dining room, two hallways, a closet, and restrooms. The camera feed for the kitchen is disabled, with text on the TV screen saying -AUDIO ONLY-. We can also see a young child behind Michael, doodling on a piece of notebook paper.

Young Child: Mikey, this is boooooring! Can I go explore?

Michael: NO, abby. You will not walk out of either these doors. Do you understand?

Abby finds a vent and crawls through. She pops out just outside the door.

Michael: Well, you gotta give it to her, she’s creative.

A laugh track plays, but instead of a group of people it’s one person.

Michael: Who said that?

Michael checks the cameras. Everybody is in place, except Freddy himself. Freddy is barely visible in the main dining room. Freddy laughs again, unmoving.

Michael: This is getting creepy... Abby?

Michael furiously checks the other cameras, and he finds Abby playing near the curtained area. The hanging stars shimmer. Suddenly, you can hear a sea shanty coming straight from the curtains. A pirate hook emerges from the curtains, and Abby desperately runs away. A blood-red fox animatronic emerges from the curtain. There are various holes in its stomach and his legs are exposed, revealing the solid metal endoskeleton underneath. The animatronic runs after Abby. Abby ducks into the room.

Michael: Oh my god, what to do?

Michael pulls the lever. A solid metal plate descends from the door, easily a foot thick. Foxy slams on the door, and returns to his cove. A power meter in the camera's corner decreases a single percent.

Michael: What was that..?

Abby: I don't know, Mikey... I'm scared.

Michael: It's gonna be okay.

The camera pans to the CCTV footage, revealing Freddy advancing down the right hallway.

PART 3: Coming sometime this march.[edit]