Uncyclopedia:Departure of Fun/Fear-Mongering Catch Phrase Generator

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Mr. President,

I'm missing my weekly yoga class for this, so you'd better listen up.

In the beginning was The Word, and The Word was osteoporosis.

We have discovered secret documents proving Scientology.

We're not going to do anything about this, I just thought you may want to know.

Huffing kittens is not American

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