Uncyclopedia:Templates/Userboxes/Nationality/US states

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This user is a Floridian
"No hablo inglish. U espeaka espanis?"
"You want I cook pollo con arroz?
Sientete, ju look tan flaco."

This user is from Illinois.
and as such is an expert
Tornado Dodger

This user is Kentuckistani
...and lives off fried chicken!
(List of Kentuckistani Uncyclopedians)

This user is Minnesotan
...and is aware how awesome
his/her state is.

This user is Nebraskan. Would you like them to till your farmland?

This user is a New Yorker
... The Mets... I mean the Yankees
... suck... I think???
(Uncyclopedians from the greatest city ever!)

This user is from Texas.
May secede if provoked!

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