Unquotable:George W. Bush

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George W. Bush is widely regarded as one of the greatest masters of the English language in modern times. Below are a few of his most famous words of wisdom, randomly selected from the list of approximately 186,000. Click here to see a different selection.

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“We can't afford mexed missages in the long worm!”

~ George W. Bush on worms


“We're on a mission from God; he told me to go screw Osama up the butt to make peace in the middle east; peace of ass.”

~ George Bush on The Bush Brothers 2000



“It's your money, you paid for it.”

~ George Bush on money



“There may be some tough times here in America. But this country has gone through tough times before, and we're going to do it again.”

~ George Bush on tough times



“I think war is a dangerous place.”

~ George Bush on war



“I'm a follower of American politics.”

~ George Bush on American politics



“It is my job to make decisions; I am the decider.”

~ George Bush on deciding



“It's your money, you paid for it.”

~ George Bush on money



“Rarely is the question asked: is our children learning?”

~ George Bush on Education



“Our enemies are innovative and resourceful, and so are we. They never stop thinking about new ways to harm our country and our people, and neither do we.”

~ George Bush on harming our country



“The only way to protect freedom is to destroy it sometimes. Doesn't that make sense to you, or are you with the terrorists?”

~ George Bush on Freedom