Uncyclopedia:Departure of Fun/Fear-Mongering Catch Phrase Generator

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Kitten huffer,

Do you wish to play Zork?

We're completely screwed.

Global warming threatens to destroy everything we love.

If crowned Miss America, I would deal with this immediately.

Let's come together now for an emotional group hug.

And really, can we afford to act otherwise?

Thank you.

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