Unquotable:George W. Bush

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George W. Bush is widely regarded as one of the greatest masters of the English language in modern times. Below are a few of his most famous words of wisdom, randomly selected from the list of approximately 186,000. Click here to see a different selection.

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“I know how hard it is for you to put food on your family.”

~ George Bush on the difficulty of putting food on one’s family


“I am hereby securing the future of US soldier count in Iraq.”

~ George Bush on aiding pre-schools



“More and more of America's imports are coming from abroad.”

~ George Bush on the economy



“I don't have a family tree. I have a family pole.”

~ George Bush



“The woman who knew that I had dyslexia--I never interviewed her.”

~ George Bush on the woman who he never interviewed



“Brownie, you're doing a heck of a job.”

~ George Bush on Michael Brown and FEMA's "quick" reaction to Hurrican Katrina



“Brownie, you're doing a heck of a job.”

~ George Bush on Michael Brown and FEMA's "quick" reaction to Hurrican Katrina



“Did y'all watch the game last night?”

~ George Bush on the game last night



“I have made good judgements in the past, I have made good judgements in the future.”

~ George Bush on Time Travel



“There's only one person who hugs the mothers and the widows, the wives and the kids upon the death of their loved one. Others hug but having committed the troops, I've got an additional responsibility to hug and that's me and I know what it's like.”

~ George Bush on hugging widows and mothers



“There's only one person who hugs the mothers and the widows, the wives and the kids upon the death of their loved one. Others hug but having committed the troops, I've got an additional responsibility to hug and that's me and I know what it's like.”

~ George Bush on hugging widows and mothers